some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoTesla profit tanked 46% in 2025 | TechCrunchtechcrunch.comexternal-linkmessage-square154linkfedilinkarrow-up1846arrow-down14file-textcross-posted to: hackernews@lemmy.bestiver.se
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minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 days agoI’ve been reading that the last 5 years. It’s not a stock, it’s a cult.
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-23 days ago I’ve been reading that the last 5 years. And it’s finally starting to happen. They’ve never had a 46% reduction in profit before. They’ve never closed two production lines before. This is NOT business as usual over at Tesla. I guarantee The Goblin is in a near panic right now, his Trillion dollar payday is in jeopardy.
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days ago And it’s finally starting to happen. They’ve never had a 46% reduction in profit before. They’ve never closed two production lines before. oh no! but now they have a robot that everyone will buy 4X! Same shit, different sandwich.
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-23 days agoNobody is going to buy his dumb robot that won’t work. Leastways, not in numbers that would make up for automobile numbers. Otherwise, Ford and Chevy would be building robots. Are they building robots? They are not.
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days ago Nobody is going to buy his dumb robot that won’t work. and nobody is buying his shit cars, trucks or semis, or solar roofs, or tunnels, or hyperloop…what is your point? TSLA does not need to make money, it just needs the promise of making money one day.
I’ve been reading that the last 5 years. It’s not a stock, it’s a cult.
And it’s finally starting to happen. They’ve never had a 46% reduction in profit before. They’ve never closed two production lines before.
This is NOT business as usual over at Tesla. I guarantee The Goblin is in a near panic right now, his Trillion dollar payday is in jeopardy.
oh no! but now they have a robot that everyone will buy 4X! Same shit, different sandwich.
Nobody is going to buy his dumb robot that won’t work. Leastways, not in numbers that would make up for automobile numbers. Otherwise, Ford and Chevy would be building robots.
Are they building robots?
They are not.
and nobody is buying his shit cars, trucks or semis, or solar roofs, or tunnels, or hyperloop…what is your point?
TSLA does not need to make money, it just needs the promise of making money one day.