DreamButt

They recently made everything massive blocks of color so now it’s impossible to read anything. Damn splash screen takes up a third of my TV

Bertholite sounds like a Pedialyte competitor that would taste like chlorine

Is that the native word for the place?

I too have looked at my earliest repos in dispair

Poor guy :(

It’s almost like the internet is a public good that everyone should have access to

ostensibly sure. But it’s like car insurance. People pay them no matter what so why bother doing what they promised?

Can confirm. My cat is so cute it drives me crazy

Imagine getting PR’s against ur projects 😿

“fixed issue”

Ngl that’s like baby levels of nasty code. The real nasty shit is the stuff with pointless abstractions and call chains that make you question your sanity. Stuff that looks like it’s only purpose was to burn the clock and show off a niche language feature. Or worse than that even is when the project you inherit has decade old dependencies that have all been forked and patched by the old team

If all I had to worry about was organization and naming I’d be over the moon

deleted by creator

Who said it was a typo :p

Oh tiny piece of cardboard save us from the demons of fur and claw

Mine would require an impressive feet of lifting my legs above my desk

There are job postings that not only actively encourage it as part of the job description but ask that you be enthusiastic about it

I’ve gotten anywhere from 20k to 40k increases when I switch companies. If I stay I’m only getting the “standard” 2~4%

Hold on babe. Let’s wait 24 hours for me to show you that 2 minute meme

Full stack baby

The real horror is parsing an sql body as json