What apps only work for straight white guys?

Yeah, but why would I use it when much worse options exist

HAMMER ABSOLUTELY WRECKED BY SCREWDRIVER AT SCREWING IN PHILLIPS HEAD SCREWS!!!

You are banned from the People’s Republic of China and all Huawei networks.

Finance departments been going full throttle since trump won trying to determine if virtue signaling the left or right will make more money.

So, just don’t use JavaScript?

This was my understanding, too. Dude created his own hardware and software and then hand rolled an AI so he had more time to spend saving the world instead of hunched over a laptop. Anything he tells his own AI to do would probably be trivial to him to write himself but would take us months.

Did Harlan Ellison sue this movie, too? Jokes aside, Mr. Ellison is a prime example of how you can be super creative and provide so much joy to the world while also being a major asset hole.

Edit: leaving my typo because it kind of enhances the joke.

But I want to be angry at you about something that is out of both of our control. Let me have my moment!

If we don’t have meetings then how am I going to not get any work done this sprint?

Not inside a main function, won’t pass rust compiler check

Unfortunately that argument didn’t work for Gary McKinnon

Edit: I guess it kind of did because the British government refused to extradite him because of that argument, so as long as the “hacker” is in Britain they will be fine.

How did you forget that you need to install 2FA on your personal phone which also requires that you have Microsoft Authenticator installed on your phone and manages to never be able to connect to your organization so you spend 2 hours on the phone with IT before they give you temporary access so you can reset your 2FA and start the whole process over again next month?

It actually makes me complain more. At first I thought it was a magical black box of wizardry only Einstein level geniuses could make and now I realize it’s a crapload of bad architecture piled on garbage frameworks.

Found the PM/TPM. The best software was written without Agile and PMs/TPMs. It’s only after software becomes successful that the need is felt for that stuff.

The world runs on open source software and I don’t know of a single open source project that uses Agile or PMs/TPMs.

Rust dev confirmed

I use Firefox because I want you use a web browser whose main focus is browsing the web.