That needs just two words:

Thank you.

No, still not.

Sooooo

Chrome is out

Firefox is put

What is a professional Brower that can do all what the above two can do, but is open source and not riddled with adware or ad allow ware, spyware and other shit?

Is there any browser left that we can still use for all sites?

Water proofing is a good reason though, I want and need my devices water proof

However, at least there are phones that are water proof and still let you exchange the battery

Aaaaaaand I can switch to residential proxies, I can still appear from wherever the fuck I want.

You. Can’t. Stop. This.

All this will do is cause actual criminals to hide it better, that is it.

I don’t blame a girl for doing a job that lands her food on the table. I blame the guy employing her because she’s the cheapest option

Having said that, this design was so bad that she should not have been doing any of this. If you don’t know that SQL allows you to select multiple columns then by all means, do a tutorial, it’s not that hard.

If you don’t even know what encryption is, that passwords need hashing and what not, then you should really question what you’re doing

OPs question was about the worst code I’ve seen, that was the worst I’ve seen

What’s wrong with webp, exactly, besides maybe some systems still not supporting a decades old format?

A program that HR had built so that all employees could they their payment receipts online

The username was the companies’ email address, the password was a government personal id code that you can lookup online, a don’t change, and you can’t update the password to something else.

So I told the director of HR this was a bad idea. She told me I was overreacting until I showed her her own receipt, then she finally understood that this is a really fucking bad idea.

Okay, so now she out me in charge of debugging that program.

So I setup a meeting with the director of the company they hired, he came by with the developer: a 21 yo girl who I think hadn’t finished college yet. Great start! Apparently it was her idea to do the authentication like that so that explains a few things.

So we dive in to the code.

First of all, the “passwords” were stored in blank, no hashing, no encryption, nothing. That wasn’t the worst.

For the authentication she made a single query to check if the user email existed. Of that was true, then step two was a second query to see if the password existed. If that were true, the email had been authenticated.

So let’s say, hypothetically, that they had actual passwords that people could change… I could still login with the email from anyone, and then use MY OWN password to authenticate.

This just blew my mind so hard that I don’t think I ever fully recovered, I still need treatment. The stupidity hurts

So-called “bossware” lets managers keep a close eye on employees’ activity, tracking everything from knowledge workers’ website visits to the gait and facial expressions of those involved in more physical activities.

It would be so hard to not furiously masturbate to the camera just to shock the fuck out of those assholes.

Anyways, this is sick behavior. If you have so little trust in your employees, than you are the problem, not them

Just not very humane

You snapped a motherboard in half? That’s quite a feature, those things are quite tough and with a lot of places to cut yourself open

It’d be easier to simply hack the software and reprogram it to just act normal

Duck their software licenses. I buy a car, I pay for it, it’s MY car and I will very much decide how to use it

Well to be fair, financial data should be public, it would stop so many crimes, so much corruption.

Maybe AI saw the problems that hidden financial data causes and just decided to do the world a favor!

For the record, I am a fat retard.

Well Elmo, that might be the first, and likely last thing we both agree on

So now my SSID has to be myname_nomap_optout_dontscan_ffswhy_fuckoffanddie?

Just like a broken clock shows the right time twice a day…

Anytime any non scientist wants to genetically engineer babies you should get very worried

When crypto or ai bros want to do that get outright scared

If you think that Google listened and did the right thing out of the goodness of their heart, then I have a bridge to sell you

Google cancelled because of the backlash but they WILL be back for more, they always do

Trust has been broken and that won’t come back. Software companies, in the end, are all the same, they all enahittify over time and always will talk pretty to lull you into a sense of security. I’m not buying it

Sooooo that gives us how long, exactly, until we dive nose first into a huge world wide recession?

Remove the rich

Nobody should be allowed to be a billionaire, put max caps on netwoths. Anything over 10-20 million should go 100% to tax

Google: "Based on this feedback and our ongoing conversations with the community, we are building a new advanced flow that allows experienced users to accept the risks of installing software that isn’t verified.

And we will NEVER trust you again because we know you’ll retry this next year or so in a few smaller steps that all have cutesy innocent names that are supposed to lull us in a false sense of security

Fuck Google, stop paying them for anything, stop using their services wherever possible.