IF ($inmate color!=white) then; Return ‘Not eligible’ ELSE Return ‘Try again next year’ END

Scary for who, motherfucker scary for WHO

The technical term is called enshittification

Breaking the law breaking the law

“There was another potential problem: Waltz set some of the messages in the Signal group to disappear after one week, and some after four. That raises questions about whether the officials may have violated federal records law: Text messages about official acts are considered records that should be preserved.”

Yeah? Well I’m gonna not by TSLA even harder

Generational wealth. Ah the perfect expression of the merit based economy. You deserve it!

Defaulting car loans at an all time high? Check. Here comes the crash

That’s awesome. Anybody know those equations?

Galaxy brainworm

‘dismisses’

Yes you’re helping save the planet BUT AT WHAT COST