They give out free monthly subs all the time – works for new and existing subscribers.

https://www.doctorofcredit.com/free-month-of-cbs-all-access-with-promo-code-giving-works-for-new-existing-previous-users/

Just remember to cancel immediately.

Discord, the social chat app popular with the video game community, has met with investment bankers in recent weeks to discuss preparations for an initial public offering as soon as this year, two people familiar with the talks said.
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The people, who requested anonymity because the conversations are confidential, cautioned that the talks were still exploratory and that I.P.O. plans remained subject to change.

As a child I yearned for the mines

Haha

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-children-yearn-for-the-mines