bf was my first thought, but I would think that would be very easy to parse for computers, and hard for humans. So maybe something that’s a lot more verbose?

Hmm, can you upload files? Wonder if they set an upper limit. Wonder which language would burn the most cycles?

I remember opera features were wild. At some point they cached websites on their servers to load them faster, they had a builtin torrent client, they automatically created mobile versions of pages, probably more I’m not remembering

Can someone confirm or deny, I remember using IE and it was fast, like faster then Chrome and Firefox. I think this was around WinXP or Win7? I remember loading up large websites and comparing speeds with the other browsers.

Chrome looked better, sleeker with animations and tabs, but slightly slower. IE looked like ass, some sites were broken, and maybe some features weren’t supported?

The IE = slowpoke memes never made sense to me because of this. Maybe it got slower later, Win7 or win10?

Oh man, I hate losing code. Last time it happened I spent more time trying to recover it than it would’ve taken to rewrite it.

It’s like a new turing test to be able to tell if something is satire or an April Fools joke.