Why the fuck would someone spend a grand on a vacuum that does all that extra stupid shit?

A vacuum just needs to suck.

Oh look, it’s popular cuisine de jure (Asian fusion) with star trek names!

8 year old me was so excited to play that game and I can remember being in the basement running around Hyrule and encountering my first Redead. The corpse got up from the ground, turning in that stilting fashion, screaming, and leaping onto my back and biting my neck until I died. I was petrified for a moment, I then turned off the game and didn’t come back to play it until I was twice that age.

Fuckin great game tho