Oh boy donuts

Somebody hasn’t watched Idiocracy

Somehow I always wind up being The Guy Who Had Better Not Get Hit By A Bus, and I have yet to win the damn lottery. Although I’m sure my chances would improve if I ever bought a ticket.

“Enterprise” software is always a jumbled mess of garbage written by a revolving door of the lowest-bidding morons. The marketing team just slaps a shiny label on it.

Taco trucks taste better anyway

Yes

The rider shouldn’t have to care.

Naturally, simply being in a “self-driving” Tesla is reason enough to worry.

When the motor drivers are energized?

So, shoot live rounds, then?

Time to (a) fork it (b) stop using GitHub

But I want to mock it good-naturedly, too.

The point of code is to be read by other humans, not just computers.

The joke was that Perl is a clusterfuck

Because of all the garbage

You know, the stuff in @_

That’s not quite the argument you might think it is

AI provides a perfect solution to this burden.

LOL. AI is already used by “providers” to kill off expensive clients. Adding slop to the mix will make everything worse. Fuck all the way off.

Please. That’s C’s ternary operator. JS is just a pile of garbage cosplaying as a programming language

It’s … not “the thing to do” here.

Clearly I wasn’t referring to you.

No, it was always a bad-faith argument so they could hold onto tools for killing brown people.