That I get. I am struggling to understand what device you need to have so installing Telegram is more complicated than installing WhatsApp

What on earth are you using instead of phones?

none of the clients seem to work on my phone

Hm, first time I hear that one to be honest.

Is it really more natural for a non-programmer than “if statement is true than a else b”? I can’t evaluate because of decades of C, so for me the python logic is still bizarre.