Romans: SPQR, not SQL!

Predict on what input?

Just copy the source code here.

So instead of teaching your kids basic human interaction with trivial objects, you would prefer an Indian guy doing it with a teleoperated 20k chassis? Yes, my idea of parenting is vastly differs from yours :)

opening doors, fetching items and turning the lights on or off

That’s worthless.

teleoperation

I got rid of Microsoft, getting rid of Google and dozens of other surveillance aggregators. Why would I want this?

The idea is dead on arrival. Except maybe for a few very specific circumstances.