But if we Make REPUBLICANS feel bad they MIGHT Lie to Their Supporters and TRY to KILL us! Again! For the Sixth time! This Decade!

This would be REALLY Corrupt if he was President who ALSO Ran every and ALL Agencies that REGULATED this thing! FORTUNATELY Trump is ONLY the President who has Lackeys who Run ALL the Agencies that Regulate this and do LITERALLY WHATEVER he says! So it’s NOT Corrupt!

Don’t WORRY! Democrats ALREADY have the Fundraising text WRITTEN and READY TO GO for when the NEXT Democrat Politician gets Assassinated!

What? This BETTER not be US funded Research! I DONT want MY Tax Dollars going to THIS when there’s SAD BILLIONAIRES still out there!

-LITERALLY everyone who Voted for Trump!

They FIRED 2000 Americans who could help STOP the Spread of Measles? THAT means we have ENOUGH MONEY for Trump’s BIRTHDAY PARADE! Stupid Libruls!

You’re UNAMERICAN if you DONT want Random Strangers KIDNAPPING 1st graders! And if you TRY to VOICE your Opinion AGAINST Kidnapping First Graders our Dear Leader Trump will send US MARINES TO GET YOU!

But NOT THEIR Social Security Information of course!

THIS is going to Help people TRUST the Government! THANKS Trump!

Europeans have the Freedom to Uninstall SPYWARE? LoL COMMIES here in America we have TRUE FREEDOM of being FORCE FED SPYWARE with NO Other options!