Shockingly it seems Meta is the company closest to realizing this.

Anyone have a non-paywall mirror?

This article cuts off after a few paragraphs.

Pledges

Sadly, the one thing that’ll be faster than this high speed rail line is how swiftly the PCs will shut down the project after the federal election.

I hope I’m wrong.

For what it’s worth, I doubt these videos were “viewed” millions of times. X tracks a 1-second automatic playback as a view, such as when someone slowly scrolls past on their feed. Every other service typically counts that as an impression.