Are we gonna ignore the entire series of films where he repeatedly saves himself?

I would 1000% percent watch a sequel to Being John Malkovich called Being Matt Damon, and they keep going deeper into him Inception style, and each layer is another increasingly more convoluted scenario of everyone having to save him.

“spend billions rescuing me, please”

This is where it all started.

Elysium: He can save us all

The Martian: Us all can save he (?)

Matt. Damon.

I thought the first two were jokes until I saw the Mars poster which I recognise

Jesus Christ! That’s Matt Damon!