> Be CEO
> Don’t implement health and safety measures
> Die from preventable accidentA green text by any other name.
The hero we need right now.
Precisely my first thought.
Website for text articles autoplaying video ads at full volume, while I’m laying in bed next to my sleeping wife at 4AM. Eat an ENTIRE bag of dicks.
The auto playing video ads are horrible! I always have my media volume set to zero for this very reason.
Thanks for the warning, although it seems uBlock blocked it.
It was Klaus again, wasn’t it.
Santa did what now ??!?
Warning: NSFL
What a ride!
That article reads like a script for a slapstick comedy. CEO wearing an eyepatch takes shortcut across construction job site and walks right in front of a forklift (whose driver happens to be busy texting) and gets steamrolled. The forklift driver then makes the sensible decision to run.
Careful everyone, he’s a hero.
No crime
lol
Oops
Critical Support
Critical condition support.
It’s a Festivus miracle!
You has the most confusing name.
Sunbok also sounds like Afrikaans for unlucky one. So a CEO named Unlucky You got stabbed to death by accident with a forklift.
Damn, if only this POS CEO didn’t allow so many osha violations on his site, he might still be alive. Sometimes, the worst really do get what’s coming.
What a sad suicide
…We need more forklifts
