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Gollum@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago

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Gollum@feddit.org to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago
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    MatLab user

    I like how it doesn’t say “coder” because everyone knows MatLab isn’t a real programming language

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      deleted by creator

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      It’s realer than vibe coding.

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        A unicorn written in thunkable is realer than vibe coding

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        Tru dat

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      Gnu octave on the other hand…

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      Then what’s Java?

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        A language for describing frameworks.

        Allegedly, some people use it for implementations too, but I don’t know if it’s really suited for that.

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        Shadow that is cast by the sins of men

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          LMAOOOO

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        Coffee? Idk I’m not a coder, I just know MatLab lol

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        A hive of villiany and boilerplate

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        Exorcist

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