[it’s a little half bicycle for a child that is attached to the adult’s bike, and it says co-pilot]

    • Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      *epically

      Don’t normally spell check people but it me a couple reads to determine if that was a really bad autocorrect for “easily” or not.

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        but it me a couple reads to determine if that was a really bad autocorrect

        Fun fact: it took me a couple of reads to understand that you forgot the verb.

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          Cool story. That’s one of a thousand reasons I don’t bother.

          Your response is another. Thanks for helping make the world a worse place!

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              22 hours ago

              I didn’t want to come and call you an asshole for you previous comment.

              I apologize for the transgression, you are definitely an asshole.

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                  8 hours ago

                  You’re a super asshole! Covered in hemmrorid and anal fissures, anyone you inflict themselves on wishes only for death.

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    Comes with a drone that floats behind you and blasts you if you don’t spend at least .5 seconds looking at ads on the street.

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    “That’s a great idea! We should totally get ice cream!”

    “We are not getting ice cream sweetie. I think you’re hallucinating.”