- Maybe we can weaponise this stupidity for good: - “Plane chemtrails are a hoax. ICE car chemtrails on the other hand, very real” - They have been seen ejecting tear gas canisters, so that’s not even a lie. - I meant ICE == Internal Combustion Engines, but either works. 
 
- Maybe exploit it to finally get rid of leaded airplane fuel - For anyone else curious like I was, piston engine airplanes still run leaded fuel, but jet fuel contains no lead. - New planes are phasing out leaded fuel engines as well, but it’ll be a long time before the existing planes age out. 
 
 
 
- Part of the changes in the atmosphere that lead to more contrails from jets are also tied to a warming planet and more warm air aloft. - Now you really want to tweak the conspiracy theorists and juice their paranoia, tell them about noctilucent clouds. - Another byproduct of rocket launches of the past 30 years. 
- “It is unconscionable that anyone should be allowed to spray known neurotoxins and environmental toxins over our nation’s citizens, their land, food and water supplies,” Delany writes in the memo. - So that means he’s going to go after Monsanto, right?.. right? 
 Here we go… Here we go…
- I was a very small child in the 70s and my grandad who raised me explained contrails. I got it. Did I mention I was a small child? How in the fucking fuck are adults, 50 years later, with all the knowledge in the world on their portable computers, not getting it?! - We should use this as a test. “Know what jet contrails are and how they work? No? You are too stupid to be breathing my air. Go way.” 




