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    2 years ago

    That movie Wanted where Jolie curve balls bullets and Freeman reads the future by means of textile production

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      13 hours ago

      You think that’s a trip you should read the comic it’s based off of holy fuck is it a ride.

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    2 years ago

    Yes! Battlefield Earth.
    I stayed for the whole movie because I couldn’t believe how bad it was.

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      2 years ago

      To me battlefield earth falls under the “so bad it begins to loop back around into Cheesey fun” category.

      I especially love how what are essentially cave men find F16 fighter jets from the past and not only do the jets and old fuel work, but the cave men know how to start them and fly them effectively.

      L Ron really outdid himself on that gem.

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    2 years ago

    Watched a ton of people exit Battlefield Earth. Two granny aged women sitting near me walked out of Wolf of Wall Street once Jonah Hill pulled his dick out (in the film, not in the theater)

  • e̶t̶t̶y̶b̶l̶a̶t̶a̶n̶t̶@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Dude, Where’s My Car? - I don’t remember a thing about it (and would likely not hate it today) but I just remember being so… exhausted at the comedy used. I looked at my friend and asked if they’d be open to leaving and they were like “oh yes, let’s leave JFC”

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    2 years ago

    I was escorted out of a movie once.

    The movie was called Quarantine. I don’t remember if there were, but I don’t remember any warnings before going to see the movie or when the movie started. So anyways there’s a lot of flashing in the movie and I had multiple seizures.

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    2 years ago

    For my parents, their walk out because it was terrible movie was Pulp Fiction

    …Yeah I don’t listen to them for movie recommendations

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      2 years ago

      To be fair if they went into it not knowing how graphic Quentin Tarantino movies usually are, then I can see why they’d leave. It’s got literal rape and sodomy in it.

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    2 years ago

    Barnyard. My daughter and I used to go see EVERY kids movie when she was between 5 and 12 yrs. Let me tell you, I have learned to enjoy some shitastic movies. Then came Barnyard. 30 minutes in, it was so bad, I leaned over to my (then 6 years old) daughter and said “Sweetie, do you like this movie?” She looked at me with the most serious face and just said “No”.

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    2 years ago

    It wasn’t me, but Pan’s Labyrinth had quite the exodus of parents with their younger kids when someone was beaten with a bottle and shot to death very early on.

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    2 years ago

    The Dark Tower. Was so embarrassed that I brought my wife thinking someone could possibly take 8 books and boil them down to 95 minutes that I made us leave a half hour in. It trivialized everything about the books in the worst way possible.

    Also, Nacho Libre. Just couldn’t do it. I don’t ding JB for it at all but really bad.

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    2 years ago

    I went to a free screening of Mixed Nuts in college. I was one of many people who walked out, and I think Steve Martin himself wouldn’t blame me.

    I saw Brokeback Mountain when it first came out, and during the first homosexual scene I saw several angry boyfriends dragging their dates out of the theater. I feel like every one of them had a ball cap on.

    We didn’t walk out of Ultraviolet, but when we left, the whole theater staff was there to see our reaction to how bad it was. They told me I owed my date dinner.

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    2 years ago

    I just scrolled through 200+ comments and did not see Cloverfield. I really can’t say anything about the storyline itself as this was one I physically could not sit through. In addition to others who ended their suffering before us, I and 2 family members all experienced severe motion sickness within the first half hour and had to walk out. Didn’t think it was worth throwing up over.

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    2 years ago

    Antman and the Wasp : Quantumania

    Probably could have pushed through on the TV, but on the big screen it was an embarrassment. There was so little care taken in the CGI (noted that this was a COVID film)

  • Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 years ago

    Somewhat related.

    I must have heard of the M Night Shyamalan Avatar movie coming out but got confused and saw the blue alien Avatar instead. I was disappointed when I realized but I dodged a bullet.

    Edit: For context I was a kid, it sounds weird without that info.